If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

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You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least...

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least...

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

All the white meat is gone. There's nothin' but necks on the platter.

All the white meat is gone. There's nothin' but necks on the platter.

I was still enjoying coaching, but there was a repetitious manner about it.

I was still enjoying coaching, but there was a repetitious manner about it.

Three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad.

Three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad.

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have...

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have...

I've enjoyed my retirement.

I've enjoyed my retirement.

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.

I was in a profession that received a lot of media.

I was in a profession that received a lot of media.

Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

I knew that when I resigned from the University of Texas that I would never...

I knew that when I resigned from the University of Texas that I would never...

If I were going to stay in coaching, I would have stayed right there because...

If I were going to stay in coaching, I would have stayed right there because...

I try not to make the same mistakes today that I made yesterday.

I try not to make the same mistakes today that I made yesterday.

I used to care more about the score than I do now.

I used to care more about the score than I do now.

The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got...

The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got...

I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.

I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.