Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

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If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least...

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least...

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have...

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have...

You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.

You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.

I was still enjoying coaching, but there was a repetitious manner about it.

I was still enjoying coaching, but there was a repetitious manner about it.

I had hoped God would be neutral.

I had hoped God would be neutral.

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

Don't matter what they throw at us. Only angry people win football games.

Don't matter what they throw at us. Only angry people win football games.

I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.

I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

I didn't want to stay until I had used up all the enjoyment because that's...

I didn't want to stay until I had used up all the enjoyment because that's...

I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.

I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.

When I was a freshman at Oklahoma in 1946, the game was sold out -...

When I was a freshman at Oklahoma in 1946, the game was sold out -...

You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the...

You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the...

The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got...

The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got...

I don't count on the boy who waits till October, when it's cool and fun,...

I don't count on the boy who waits till October, when it's cool and fun,...

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it...

I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it...