Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

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You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.

You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least...

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least...

I've enjoyed my retirement.

I've enjoyed my retirement.

I was still enjoying coaching, but there was a repetitious manner about it.

I was still enjoying coaching, but there was a repetitious manner about it.

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every...

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every...

I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.

I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.

The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got...

The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got...

I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.

I move around and play different golf courses. I just enjoy it.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

I had hoped God would be neutral.

I had hoped God would be neutral.

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.

All the white meat is gone. There's nothin' but necks on the platter.

All the white meat is gone. There's nothin' but necks on the platter.

I'm still healthy as can be.

I'm still healthy as can be.

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have...

I have found that the players who have played in that game really do have...

If everything had already been done, there would be nothing left for young people to...

If everything had already been done, there would be nothing left for young people to...

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing.

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain...

I was in a profession that received a lot of media.

I was in a profession that received a lot of media.

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket...

I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it...

I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it...