If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

No matter what you're doing, it's done better when you involve GOD.

No matter what you're doing, it's done better when you involve GOD.

Make a joyful noise unto the Lord

Make a joyful noise unto the Lord

Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest

Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest

My only wish is I die real cause that truth hurts, and those lies heal.

My only wish is I die real cause that truth hurts, and those lies heal.