Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: Television Quotes

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about...

Places I've lived since then had to have some kind of uniqueness and character about...

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

I sell escapism.

I sell escapism.

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...