Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.
Quote by Jimmy Buffett
If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...
If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...
There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...
I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
My mother insisted that her children read.
I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.
I sell escapism.
Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...
And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...
Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...
At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.
These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...
Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.
If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.