Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: Television Quotes

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take...

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...