Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: Television Quotes

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

The stores and the things like that, the business side of things came out at...

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

Why dont we get drunk and screw?

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.