Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: Television Quotes

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad...

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad...

Being crazy isn't enough.

Being crazy isn't enough.

So many guys having kids with girls they barely know...and then they want to complain...

So many guys having kids with girls they barely know...and then they want to complain...