Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: Television Quotes

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are...

It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that...

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that...

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember,...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...

Instinct taught me 20 years ago to pace a song or a concert performance. That...