Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple.

Quote by Jimmy Buffett

Topics: Television Quotes

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed...

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a...

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still...

My mother insisted that her children read.

My mother insisted that her children read.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.