If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say... the red is positive and the black is negative.

Quote by Nick Dipaolo

Topics: Illness Quotes

Doubtis an illness that comes from knowledge and leads to madness.

Doubtis an illness that comes from knowledge and leads to madness.

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.

Here is a mental treatment guaranteed to cure every ill that flesh is heir to:...

Here is a mental treatment guaranteed to cure every ill that flesh is heir to:...

The things that make us human often make us ill.

The things that make us human often make us ill.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness...

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness...

Without knowing the cause of illness, any treatment must be considered a guess.

Without knowing the cause of illness, any treatment must be considered a guess.

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Falling ill is not something that happens to us, it is a choice we make...

Falling ill is not something that happens to us, it is a choice we make...

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a...

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a...

I am ill at these numbers

I am ill at these numbers

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises;...

Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises;...

A man's illness is his private territory and, no matter how much he loves you...

A man's illness is his private territory and, no matter how much he loves you...

Sickness shows us what we are

Sickness shows us what we are

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...