If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
Quote by H L Mencken
H L Mencken Quotes
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...
One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of...
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the...
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.
I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe...
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity...
The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on...
Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.
Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.
Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no...
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at...
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands.
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag...
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth... ...when your head is up...
Loving someone means being happy for them when they are happy.