I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius.

Quote by Adam Savage

I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!

I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think...

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think...

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

There is no dignity in television.

There is no dignity in television.

Failure is always an option.

Failure is always an option.

I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but...

I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but...

I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.

I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.

That was cool and that sucked all at the same time.

That was cool and that sucked all at the same time.

Let's blow some stuff up.

Let's blow some stuff up.

Isn't television glamourous?

Isn't television glamourous?

Firemen have the coolest toys ever!

Firemen have the coolest toys ever!

I just had one of those what the hell are we doing moments.

I just had one of those what the hell are we doing moments.

Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a...

Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a...

Bigger is always better.

Bigger is always better.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me...

That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me...