I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

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Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

To me marriage is for five or ten years.

To me marriage is for five or ten years.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.