I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

Topics: Advice Quotes

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Women are the real architects of society.

Women are the real architects of society.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I kill myself for my body

I kill myself for my body

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time,...

In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time,...

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too...

If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Winners do what losers don't want to do.

Winners do what losers don't want to do.

I think that a particle must have a separate reality independent of the measurements. That...

I think that a particle must have a separate reality independent of the measurements. That...