I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code

Quote by Emo Phillips

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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake...

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake...

We look forward to the time when the power to love will replace the love...

We look forward to the time when the power to love will replace the love...

Listen! Encourage. Say something. Do something. Be yourself. Love

Listen! Encourage. Say something. Do something. Be yourself. Love

It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll....

It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll....

The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those...

The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those...

Love is like playing Music. First you must learn to play by the rules, then...

Love is like playing Music. First you must learn to play by the rules, then...

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Love ceases to be a demon only when it ceases to be a god.

Love ceases to be a demon only when it ceases to be a god.

Love is the best thing in the world, and the thing that lives the longest

Love is the best thing in the world, and the thing that lives the longest

If you can do more, you should!

If you can do more, you should!

With true friends... even water drunk together is sweet enough.

With true friends... even water drunk together is sweet enough.

I am speaking now of the highest duty we owe our friends, the noblest, the...

I am speaking now of the highest duty we owe our friends, the noblest, the...

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a...

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a...

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Love and esteem are the first principles of friendship; it is always imperfect if either...

Love and esteem are the first principles of friendship; it is always imperfect if either...

This is the true measure of love: When we believe that we alone can love,...

This is the true measure of love: When we believe that we alone can love,...

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and...

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and...

Ones oldest friend is the best.

Ones oldest friend is the best.