I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code
Quote by Emo Phillips
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
Spiritual force is stronger than material force; thoughts rule the world.
The pleasures of the world are deceitful; they promise more than they give. They trouble...
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...
All love that has not friendship for its base is like a mansion built upon...
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you...
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead
It is a lovely thing to have a husband and wife developing together and having...
This love is silent.
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger...
Last night I wept. I wept because the process by which I have become a...
To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what...
I love him to hell and back and heaven and back, and have and do...
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence
There is no living with thee, nor without thee.
Self-love is the instrument of our preservation.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...