I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

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I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of...

You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of...

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

My self-image it still isn't that alright. No matter how famous I am, no matter...

My self-image it still isn't that alright. No matter how famous I am, no matter...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a...

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a...

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.