I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter…

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It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that...

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that...

I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.

I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.

Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go LOL in America.

Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go LOL in America.

I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so...

I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so...

They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely...

They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely...

I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really...

I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really...

I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that....

I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that....

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

He would make a lovely corpse.

He would make a lovely corpse.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

My inner child is not wounded.

My inner child is not wounded.

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture....

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic...

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic...

Good manners have much to do with the emotions. To make them ring true, one...

Good manners have much to do with the emotions. To make them ring true, one...