I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.

Quote by Kelly Osbourne

Topics: Kelly Osbourne Quotes

I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that....

I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that....

I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really...

I've done a lot of growing up since the age of 16 and I really...

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other....

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other....

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that...

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that...

They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely...

They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely...

Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go LOL in America.

Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go LOL in America.

I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so...

I just think you would never kill and cut up a human to wear so...

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.

Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.

Nothing recedes like success.

Nothing recedes like success.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to...