Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top,...

The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top,...

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize...

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

Technology favors horrible people.

Technology favors horrible people.

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is...

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is...

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get...

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get...

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but...

Unhappiness is something we are never taught about; we are taught to expect happiness, but...