Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?

What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?

There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.

There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.

God is what keeps us together after the love is gone.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear...

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as...

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as...

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history...

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history...

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of...

Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of...