I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers
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Eastbound And Down Quotes
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at...
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros
Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg
You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch...
I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski
Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers
Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and...
What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to...
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers
It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how...
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's...
Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski
Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny...
This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer
Please let me stay here and tear this shit up with you. -Stevie Janowski
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...