I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers

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What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski

What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers

How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and...

How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and...

Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg

Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg

Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers

Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers

I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...

I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...

Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...

Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game...

Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski

Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski

Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon

Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon

I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski

I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski

I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros

I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros

It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how...

It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how...

Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer

Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer

You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch...

You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch...

Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski

Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski

This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard

This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard

It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....

It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....

Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business,...

Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business,...

How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash...

How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash...