I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers
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Eastbound And Down Quotes
Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon
Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...
This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business,...
It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game...
What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and...
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers
Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski
That's my game. Dickslapping is my game. -Ashley Schaeffer
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's...
Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski
It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how...
You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch...
Watch it, ass blood. -Stevie Janowski
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers
I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros