I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers
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Eastbound And Down Quotes
What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and...
Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg
Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game...
Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski
Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon
I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski
I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros
It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how...
Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer
You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch...
Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business,...
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash...