I told the priest, Don't count on any second coming, God got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming

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And if anyone gives even a cup of cold water to one of these little...

And if anyone gives even a cup of cold water to one of these little...

So I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received...

So I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received...

The Lord went before them by day in a pillar of a cloud, to lead...

The Lord went before them by day in a pillar of a cloud, to lead...

The aged women likewise, that they be in behavior as becometh holiness, not false accusers,...

The aged women likewise, that they be in behavior as becometh holiness, not false accusers,...

Be careful for nothing, but in every thing, by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let...

Be careful for nothing, but in every thing, by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let...

(For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.) Then saith the...

(For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.) Then saith the...

There cometh a woman of Samaria to draw water: Jesus saith unto her, Give me...

There cometh a woman of Samaria to draw water: Jesus saith unto her, Give me...

Though I speak with the tongues of men and angels and have not charity, I...

Though I speak with the tongues of men and angels and have not charity, I...

A God alone can comprehend a God

A God alone can comprehend a God

And it came to pass a long time after that the LORD had given rest...

And it came to pass a long time after that the LORD had given rest...

And they found an Egyptian in the field, and brought him to David, and gave...

And they found an Egyptian in the field, and brought him to David, and gave...

Be it known unto you therefore, men and brethren, that through this man is preached...

Be it known unto you therefore, men and brethren, that through this man is preached...

And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin,...

And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin,...

And on the third day eleven bullocks, two rams, fourteen lambs of the first year...

And on the third day eleven bullocks, two rams, fourteen lambs of the first year...

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and...

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and...

And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to...

And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to...

Shalt thou reign, because thou closest thyself in cedar? did not thy father eat and...

Shalt thou reign, because thou closest thyself in cedar? did not thy father eat and...

If a man walking in the spirit and falsehood do lie, saying, I will prophesy...

If a man walking in the spirit and falsehood do lie, saying, I will prophesy...

The God who gave us life gave us liberty at the same time; the hand...

The God who gave us life gave us liberty at the same time; the hand...

It is easier to think of the world without a creator than of a creator...

It is easier to think of the world without a creator than of a creator...