I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields.

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There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

The competition is pretty rough these days.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

The real thing is, you should be seeing these plays in the Theatre. That's what...

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.