I think, therefore I'm single.

Quote by Liz Winston

Topics: Being Single Quotes, Single Life Quotes

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged.

Everybody thinks they'll never get married at your age. You think you can go on...

Everybody thinks they'll never get married at your age. You think you can go on...

Being single doesn't necessarily mean one is not wanted. In many cases it means that...

Being single doesn't necessarily mean one is not wanted. In many cases it means that...

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free...

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free...

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

If you can't be happy being single how do you expect to be happy being...

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

Boys suck! Just confirmation that I'd rather be alone!

Boys suck! Just confirmation that I'd rather be alone!

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

Life is full of attachments, so being single is a state of inadvertent denial.

Life is full of attachments, so being single is a state of inadvertent denial.

Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy...

Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy...

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all...

He is his own best friend, and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of...

He is his own best friend, and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of...

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only.

Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and...

Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess...

Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess...