I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need to befriend a chiropractor

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Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...