I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
My reputation grows with every failure.
Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us...
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste
The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and...
All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have...
Hell is paved with good intentions, not bad ones
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being ended sooner.
New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then...
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Being hurt by someone you truly care about leaves a hole in you heart that...
You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The...
Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another...
Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like; it is the only way in which a...
The sincerest love is the love of food.
When I say, I love you, it's not because I want you or because I...
The foolish moments of the head are often the most wonderful times of the heart.
Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.