I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

Quote by Claudette Colbert

Topics: Self Interest Quotes

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you...

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you...

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert...

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert...

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -...

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert...

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert...

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see...

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see...

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of...

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of...

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.