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Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert...

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert...

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of...

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of...

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see...

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see...

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you...

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you...