I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our relationship- not platonic in the purest sense, there was no philosophical discourse, but we certainly didn't fuck, which is usually what people mean by platonic;…

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There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

Even as a junkie I stayed true, I shall have heroin, but I shan't have...

Even as a junkie I stayed true, I shall have heroin, but I shan't have...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

Lifes never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youd want...

Lifes never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youd want...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is...

What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism,...

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism,...

No-one really feels self-confident deep down becuase it's an artifical idea. Really, people aren't that...

No-one really feels self-confident deep down becuase it's an artifical idea. Really, people aren't that...

I want to change the word, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people...

I want to change the word, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...