I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too...

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too...

After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state...

After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state...

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one,...

The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one,...

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

Many people say 'I'm horrible at computers,' but I think that computers are horrible at...

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine...

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine...

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd...

If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved...

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

The message that personal computers can do neat things, that software is great stuff, that...

The message that personal computers can do neat things, that software is great stuff, that...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that...