Quotes by David Sedaris

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

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They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too...

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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a...

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After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state...

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[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

#Computers