I have met the enemy, and it is the eyes of other people.
Quote by Benjamin Franklin
Read much, but not many books.
Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there...
A full belly makes a dull brain
Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be...
The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.
Since thou are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.
Death takes no bribes.
Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting.
Deny Self for Self's sake
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would...
The discontented man finds no easy chair.
If you'd lose a troublesome Visitor, lend him Money.
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it...
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
He that speaks much, is much mistaken.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...
She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...