I have a low tolerance for bullshit today. Pleaseeeeee don't come at me with any.

Topics: Bad Day Quotes, Bullshit Quotes, Stressed Quotes

Everything happens for a reason and a purpose, and it serves you.

Everything happens for a reason and a purpose, and it serves you.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes...

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes...

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give...

Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give...

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Whether it's a good day or a bad day, we must know how to live...

Whether it's a good day or a bad day, we must know how to live...

Ife is painful, nasty and short.. in my case it has only been painful and...

Ife is painful, nasty and short.. in my case it has only been painful and...

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.

Some days are for living. Others are for getting through.

Some days are for living. Others are for getting through.

Those days when you wake up and you just know that it's going to be...

Those days when you wake up and you just know that it's going to be...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Look at things not as they are, but as they can be.

Look at things not as they are, but as they can be.

A show is all about a shared energy between the kids and the band.

A show is all about a shared energy between the kids and the band.

All dat bullshit for the birds... You ain't nothing but a vulture.

All dat bullshit for the birds... You ain't nothing but a vulture.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

I really hate to see people stressing and being depressed about simple things in life.

I really hate to see people stressing and being depressed about simple things in life.