I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

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When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the...

It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the...

Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean...

Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean...

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

You should never doubt what no one is sure about

You should never doubt what no one is sure about

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.

Those who have no power to judge of past times but by their own, should...

Those who have no power to judge of past times but by their own, should...

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if...

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if...

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms.

Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms.

When you doubt, abstain.

When you doubt, abstain.

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts: but if he...

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts: but if he...

Never doubt that you can change history. You already have.

Never doubt that you can change history. You already have.

To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.

To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.

To give a reason for anything is to breed a doubt of it

To give a reason for anything is to breed a doubt of it

How far would you be if doubt hadn't stopped you?

How far would you be if doubt hadn't stopped you?

Faith and doubt both are needed - not as antagonists, but working side by side...

Faith and doubt both are needed - not as antagonists, but working side by side...

Doubt cannot override a certainty.

Doubt cannot override a certainty.

I love to doubt as well as know.

I love to doubt as well as know.