Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.

Quote by James H Boren

Topics: Bureaucracy Quotes

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the...

It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the...

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing...

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing...

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Madness is the result not of uncertainty but of certainty.

Madness is the result not of uncertainty but of certainty.

To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.

To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.

...in doubt a man of worth will trust to his own wisdom.

...in doubt a man of worth will trust to his own wisdom.

I doubt if any of them would even intentionally double-park.

I doubt if any of them would even intentionally double-park.

Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms.

Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms.

When you doubt, abstain.

When you doubt, abstain.

When in doubt, sing loud

When in doubt, sing loud

Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day...

Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day...

No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt

No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt

The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are...

The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are...

The real doubt is the doubt that doubts that it doubts.

The real doubt is the doubt that doubts that it doubts.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if...

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if...

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

When people doubt me, I make them believe with my success.

When people doubt me, I make them believe with my success.