I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

Quote by Charles Bukowski

Topics: Charles Bukowski Quotes

Never get out of bed before noon

Never get out of bed before noon

Never get out of bed before noon.

Never get out of bed before noon.

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a...

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important...

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important...

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or...

There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or...

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is...

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is...

You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is...

You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is...

Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror...

Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror...

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul...

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul...

It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.

It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8...

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8...

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.