I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.

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They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have...

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have...

As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be...

As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be...

What goes for sex goes double for politics.

What goes for sex goes double for politics.

A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an...

A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an...

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been...

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe...

I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe...

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming...

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming...

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

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I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11...

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are...

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are...

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list...

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list...

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Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce...

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the...

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the...

There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a...

There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a...

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving...

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving...

If male homosexuals are called 'gay,' then female homosexuals should be called 'ecstatic.

If male homosexuals are called 'gay,' then female homosexuals should be called 'ecstatic.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...