I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand...

Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand...

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would...

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would...

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible...

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible...

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get...

I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get...

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result...

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in...

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in...

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do....

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do....

You can't legislate morality.

You can't legislate morality.