I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

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Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always...

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always...

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on...

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on...

You can't legislate morality.

You can't legislate morality.

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government...

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government...

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38...

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38...

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can...

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can...

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get...

I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would...

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would...

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...