I am the big sister which makes me the boss!
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.
This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
Five-second fuses only last three seconds.
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with....
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be...
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it...
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...
I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I...
I put my hand on the dark skin and felt the chill of centuries long...
If you see a bandwagon, its too late.
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...
Keep company with those who make you better.
A sister is for telling secrets and making promises that will never be broken.