I am resolved in that my greatest contribution to society, having never been a vagrant, assassin, or otherwise impassioned ne'er do well, is consistency.

Quote by L Vincent Majestic

Topics: Self Introspective Quotes

I started out with nothin' and still have most of it left.

I started out with nothin' and still have most of it left.

Man is little more than densely compressed layers of epidermis upon a vertebrate skeletal frame...

Man is little more than densely compressed layers of epidermis upon a vertebrate skeletal frame...

A problem well-stated is a problem half-solved.

A problem well-stated is a problem half-solved.

Any sage will tell you the secret to longevity is to outlive your predictions and...

Any sage will tell you the secret to longevity is to outlive your predictions and...

A day without sunshine is like...night!

A day without sunshine is like...night!

Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years...

Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years...

Everyday is the first day of the rest of your life.

Everyday is the first day of the rest of your life.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.