Middle age is when you say, 'I did that twenty years ago' and twenty years doesn't cover it.

Quote by L Vincent Majestic

Topics: Age Quotes, Maturity Quotes

I started out with nothin' and still have most of it left.

I started out with nothin' and still have most of it left.

Man is little more than densely compressed layers of epidermis upon a vertebrate skeletal frame...

Man is little more than densely compressed layers of epidermis upon a vertebrate skeletal frame...

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

A day without sunshine is like...night!

A day without sunshine is like...night!

I am resolved in that my greatest contribution to society, having never been a vagrant,...

I am resolved in that my greatest contribution to society, having never been a vagrant,...

A problem well-stated is a problem half-solved.

A problem well-stated is a problem half-solved.

Everyday is the first day of the rest of your life.

Everyday is the first day of the rest of your life.

Any sage will tell you the secret to longevity is to outlive your predictions and...

Any sage will tell you the secret to longevity is to outlive your predictions and...

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death...

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death...

Death was afraid of him because he had the heart of a lion.

Death was afraid of him because he had the heart of a lion.

Through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays,...

Through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays,...

Creation destroys as it goes, throws down one tree for the rise of another. But...

Creation destroys as it goes, throws down one tree for the rise of another. But...

Once you accept your own death, all of a sudden you're free to live. You...

Once you accept your own death, all of a sudden you're free to live. You...

Everything's plastic, we're all gonna die.

Everything's plastic, we're all gonna die.

We humans do, when the cause is sufficient, spend our lives. We throw ourselves onto...

We humans do, when the cause is sufficient, spend our lives. We throw ourselves onto...

I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're...

I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're...

Birth was the death of him.

Birth was the death of him.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Immortality - a fate worse than death.

Immortality - a fate worse than death.

Oh! death will find me long before I tire of watching you.

Oh! death will find me long before I tire of watching you.

Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality, namely that good consists in...

Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality, namely that good consists in...

I know you can be up one minute and drop the next, so I'm trying...

I know you can be up one minute and drop the next, so I'm trying...