I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

Quote by Bobby Darin

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George Burns was the father I never had.

George Burns was the father I never had.

It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that...

It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that...

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.

I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a...

I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a...

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the...

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the...

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about...

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about...

I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel...

I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel...

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots...

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots...

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document....

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document....

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And...

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And...

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make...

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make...

The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do...

The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do...

Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's...

Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's...

I don't want to be able to see the audience.

I don't want to be able to see the audience.

Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before...

Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before...

I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.

I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.

I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off...

I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off...