Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

Quote by Bobby Darin

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When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very...

When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very...

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make...

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make...

The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do...

The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do...

My whole life has been a lie.

My whole life has been a lie.

I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off...

I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off...

Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol.

Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage...

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage...

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.

I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.

I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the...

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the...

I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a...

I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a...

I realized that I needed to be anonymous on the street and somebody else on...

I realized that I needed to be anonymous on the street and somebody else on...

It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets...

It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets...

I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now...

I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now...

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that...

It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that...

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And...

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And...

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice...

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice...

George Burns was the father I never had.

George Burns was the father I never had.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have...

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have...