Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women...
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a...
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if...
SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus...
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...
SAFETY-CLUTCH, n. A mechanical device acting automatically to prevent the fall of an elevator, or...
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the...
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry...
Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. Find out...
In 22 states parents cant take kids fishing and eat the fish if theyre lucky...