Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

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I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of...

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The woman's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but...

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her...

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.