Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender

Quote by Mary Buckley

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Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...

Married men make the best husbands

Married men make the best husbands

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...