Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.

Quote by Tom Walsh

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will...

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will...

You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.

You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.

The secret to humor is surprise.

The secret to humor is surprise.

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God...

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being...

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being...

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Once we got over the origin story, we could really delve deeper into their lives...

Once we got over the origin story, we could really delve deeper into their lives...

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in...

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

When I think about how good my book could be, I can hardly breathe.

When I think about how good my book could be, I can hardly breathe.

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to...

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you...

I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you...