Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.

Quote by Ron Dentinger

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Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

The secret to humor is surprise.

The secret to humor is surprise.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor...

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor...

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor,...

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor,...

Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you...

Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close...

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it...

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it...

I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way...

I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way...

I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?'

I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?'

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

Fears are insecurities that grew because you fed them too much.

Fears are insecurities that grew because you fed them too much.

Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and...

Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and...

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary...

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary...

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the...

Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the...

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.