Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

Quote by Katt Williams

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You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of...

You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of...

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know...

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your...

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your...

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at...

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit...

If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit...

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga...

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!

TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...