How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? -Derek Zoolander
Quote by Zoolander
I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from...
Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? -Hansel
I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about...
Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by...
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit....
I friggin' worship you, man. -Hansel
Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER! -Mugatu
I'm not an ambi-turner. -Derek Zoolander
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves...
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my...
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good...
Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! -Hansel
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and...
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?...
Taste my pain, bitch! -Hansel
You is talking loco and I like it! -Hansel
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander
Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you...
It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! -Mugatu