Quotes by Zoolander

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at...

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Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by...

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Taste my pain, bitch! -Hansel

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I'm not an ambi-turner. -Derek Zoolander

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I friggin' worship you, man. -Hansel

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Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander

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Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really,...

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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander

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Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander

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I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good...

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Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil,...

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Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me...

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