Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

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We may give advice but we cannot give conduct

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

Don't confuse love with lust. One is unconditional, the other has an expiration date!

Love will ask you to step out of your comfort zone, to sacrifice and to...

Love will ask you to step out of your comfort zone, to sacrifice and to...

He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.

He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a...

Dont think too much. Youll create a problem that wasnt even there in the first...

Dont think too much. Youll create a problem that wasnt even there in the first...

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict,...

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.

Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set...

Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set...

Good advice is often a doubtful remedy, but generally not dangerous because it has so...

Good advice is often a doubtful remedy, but generally not dangerous because it has so...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Nothing is given so profusely as advice.

Nothing is given so profusely as advice.

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's...

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's...