High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

Quote by John Mayer

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Loving is a feeling that brings both joy and pain to my heart. Joy from...

Loving is a feeling that brings both joy and pain to my heart. Joy from...

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own...

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own...

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday...

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and...

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and...

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I...

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I...

If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4...

If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4...

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same...

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same...

I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is...

I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is...

I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day...

I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day...

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever....

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever....

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.

I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever....

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever....

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because,...

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because,...

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Would you rather be with the one you love or the one who loves you?

Would you rather be with the one you love or the one who loves you?

If you tell someone you love them make sure you mean it before going and...

If you tell someone you love them make sure you mean it before going and...