High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

Quote by John Mayer

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I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day...

I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day...

I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that...

I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that...

Loving is a feeling that brings both joy and pain to my heart. Joy from...

Loving is a feeling that brings both joy and pain to my heart. Joy from...

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same...

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

I just don't see myself in that place where I really want to bop anymore.

I just don't see myself in that place where I really want to bop anymore.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own...

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own...

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and...

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and...

I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning...

I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning...

I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.

I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I...

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I...

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a...

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a...

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday...

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday...

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me.

I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me.

When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You...

When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You...

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

You're leaving me because it's easier to walk away, than to fight for something that...

You're leaving me because it's easier to walk away, than to fight for something that...

If you start to miss me, just remember that I didn't walk away...you let go...

If you start to miss me, just remember that I didn't walk away...you let go...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essense.

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essense.