A sister is one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart
A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend...
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...
Girl: Why are you always following me? Boy: When I was younger, my mother always...
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
My little sisters password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto' I asked her why...she said...
Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream....
The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
A sister is both your mirror and your opposite.
A friendship that can end, never really began.
Lastly, do I vow, that mine eyes desire you above all things.
True love stories never have endings
If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...
Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Whats the good of news if you havent a sister to share it?
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...