He is forced to be literate about the illiterate, witty about the witless and coherent about the incoherent.

Quote by John Crosby

Topics: Witty Quotes

Successful people turn everyone who can help them into sometime mentors!

Successful people turn everyone who can help them into sometime mentors!

Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always...

Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always...

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in...

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in...

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire.

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire.

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed...

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed...

One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.

One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.

Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to success.

Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to success.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed...

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed...

Well, I think that there's a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And...

Well, I think that there's a very thin dividing line between success and failure. And...

Happiness is the highest level of success.

Happiness is the highest level of success.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others...

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others...

I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any...

I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any...

No man is a success in business unless he loves his work.

No man is a success in business unless he loves his work.

Every mistake you make is only increasing your odds of succeeding

Every mistake you make is only increasing your odds of succeeding

There can be no hope when there lacks interest for better. There can be no...

There can be no hope when there lacks interest for better. There can be no...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...