From the time I was 7 or 8 years old, we were the roughest knockabout act that ever was in the history of the theater, not only in the United States but all over Europe as well. We used to…

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No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

I don't act, anyway. The stuff is all injected as we go along. My pictures...

I don't act, anyway. The stuff is all injected as we go along. My pictures...

They say pantomime's a lost art. It's never been a lost art and never will...

They say pantomime's a lost art. It's never been a lost art and never will...

Well, I'd say that the minute sound came in, it was everybody talking their heads...

Well, I'd say that the minute sound came in, it was everybody talking their heads...

Life is too serious to do farce comedy.

Life is too serious to do farce comedy.

I'm so sorry I fell down.

I'm so sorry I fell down.

Is Hollywood the cruelest city in the world? Well, it can be. New York can...

Is Hollywood the cruelest city in the world? Well, it can be. New York can...

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across...

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across...

Who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing?

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is...

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is...

The deeper I get into my life as a musician, I'm discovering that it becomes...

The deeper I get into my life as a musician, I'm discovering that it becomes...

It will work. I am a marketing genius.

It will work. I am a marketing genius.

Pay me for my work but I don't do it for the money.

Pay me for my work but I don't do it for the money.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

A cure for War? Furiously spending the same daily amount of money toward making friends....

A cure for War? Furiously spending the same daily amount of money toward making friends....

Space is as infinite as we can imagine, and expanding this perspective is what adjusts...

Space is as infinite as we can imagine, and expanding this perspective is what adjusts...

At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that...

At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that...

People say I give the best head, and they're not always talking about sex.

People say I give the best head, and they're not always talking about sex.

Hollywood held this double lure for me, tremendous sums of money for work that required...

Hollywood held this double lure for me, tremendous sums of money for work that required...