From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.

Quote by Sophie Tucker

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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she...

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she...

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she...

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she...

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children...

There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children...

Youth has no age.

Youth has no age.

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

Closing these two books, a reader senses that Joan Crawford, idol of an age, would...

Closing these two books, a reader senses that Joan Crawford, idol of an age, would...

E'en her fair hand, which might bid heat return To Frozen age, and make old...

E'en her fair hand, which might bid heat return To Frozen age, and make old...

Reverence is the chief joy and power of life - reverence for that which is...

Reverence is the chief joy and power of life - reverence for that which is...

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every...

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as...

There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as...

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...

From a very early age I had imbibed the opinion that it was every man's...

From a very early age I had imbibed the opinion that it was every man's...

An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...

An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...