From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
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From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she...
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she...
From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she...
From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...
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